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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

We can’t control what others say about us but we can control what we choose to believe.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Anonymous asked
would you ever consider doing a dirty show cosplaying as one of the troll girls? like vriska, or aradia, or nepeta? fingering, or dildos, or maybe even inviting a guy friend? ((ps so sorry for dirty question, but you're beautiful and i just wanna see your body treated beautifully andasdfdhhlkl))

no, i am sorry, i will not do videos or do any of that

(thank you <3)

Anonymous asked
ABUBUBUBU i listened your voice and omfg, UNF, almost flooded a pail by myself!! hot damn <3

all this feedback

and with all this gif inspiration tonight i might just do more voice thingies

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

whispers it’s a draw

shouts ITS A DRAW! NOBODY WON AND NOBODY LOST! DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT?????????

SO YOU THINK.

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Anonymous asked
I dunno about nobody winning, I think your followers definitely got something out of that.

man i hope so

my first real gifs at that woooo

<3333

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

whispers it’s a draw

shouts ITS A DRAW! NOBODY WON AND NOBODY LOST! DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT?????????

SO YOU THINK.

whispers it’s a draw

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

MY DANCESTOR’S ON TUMBLR.

THERE IS NO GOD.

Really Karkat, there’s n9 need t9 l99k s9 pertur6ed. 

Unless 9f c9urse there is s9mething 9n here y9u d9 n9t want me t9 see? 

I—

DID THAT TAG JUST MENTION MY PORN BLOG.

#STAY OFF OF THAT KANKRI

9h n9, far 6e it f9r me t9 pass judgement 9n y9ur admittedly pu6lic fantasies Karkat. 

#did y9u draw these y9urself? #y9u are fixated! #I’ve n9ticed a pattern in the art t9 6e h9nest. #the pattern is me #d9 we need t9 have an9ther talk a69ut pu6lic and private dem9nstrati9ns 9f quadrancy #I have a speech prepared. 

TO WHICH I SAY *WHAT* QUADRANCY?  WE NEVER ESTABLISHED A QUADRANT TOGETHER.

*THIS* IS MORE LIKE IT, DON’T YOU THINK?

The day I wear that willingly is the day I destr9y everything y9u l9ve in a fit 9f passive aggressi9n. It w9uld 6e a rather extravagant revenge, 6ut in terms 9f this particular example why n9t leave the status qu9 as it is?

I meant it when I said that it suits y9u. I have plenty 9f r9pe f9r y9u t9 wear. There is n9 need f9r that c9llar. 

OH RIGHT.  SORRY.  MAYBE YOU’D PREFER IT IN RED?

NNNG… FUCK.  YES, YOU COULD STRING ME UP ALL NICE AND PRETTY TO APPRECIATE IN PRIVATE OR PARADE ME ABOUT.

BUT.

ARE YOU *SURE* THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT?

Y9u…

That is t9 say y9u can’t…

Actually, n9. Y9u kn9w what Karkat? I am n9t playing these games with y9u. 

C9ntact me when y9u’re ready t9 try again. We play 6y my rules 9r n9t at all. 

HUH.  WELL, YOUR LOSS.

I DO IN FACT HAVE A RED ONE…

AND IT’S ALL YOURS TO DO WITH AS YOU SEE FIT.

Anonymous asked
I'm a little late here but; you voice act and cosplay Karkat fucking perfectly. Thank you for existing. ; v ;

oh my god

thank you :DDD

Anonymous asked
jesus fuck you are both so attractive its so amazing to watch the two of you go back and forth like this

(oh good i had hoped i wasn’t buggin’ anyone.  i lost like two followers but i gained that number right back within the night heeheheheh <3

p.s. i think karkat’s winning!)

Anonymous asked
You two are fucking killing me here. Would you both just go fill a bucket already, before I fill one for you?

HEY, IT’S NOT MY FAULT.  HE STARTED IT.

Anonymous asked
what kinds of collars do you like> (i like black ones with studs >w<)

i really want a simple black one with a little o-ring in the middle.  not dangling but in the collar itself

it’s nice and simple everyday wear and could easily be construed as ownership.

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

f-imaginings:

lactoria:

MY DANCESTOR’S ON TUMBLR.

THERE IS NO GOD.

Really Karkat, there’s n9 need t9 l99k s9 pertur6ed. 

Unless 9f c9urse there is s9mething 9n here y9u d9 n9t want me t9 see? 

I—

DID THAT TAG JUST MENTION MY PORN BLOG.

#STAY OFF OF THAT KANKRI

9h n9, far 6e it f9r me t9 pass judgement 9n y9ur admittedly pu6lic fantasies Karkat. 

#did y9u draw these y9urself? #y9u are fixated! #I’ve n9ticed a pattern in the art t9 6e h9nest. #the pattern is me #d9 we need t9 have an9ther talk a69ut pu6lic and private dem9nstrati9ns 9f quadrancy #I have a speech prepared. 

TO WHICH I SAY *WHAT* QUADRANCY?  WE NEVER ESTABLISHED A QUADRANT TOGETHER.

*THIS* IS MORE LIKE IT, DON’T YOU THINK?

The day I wear that willingly is the day I destr9y everything y9u l9ve in a fit 9f passive aggressi9n. It w9uld 6e a rather extravagant revenge, 6ut in terms 9f this particular example why n9t leave the status qu9 as it is?

I meant it when I said that it suits y9u. I have plenty 9f r9pe f9r y9u t9 wear. There is n9 need f9r that c9llar. 

OH RIGHT.  SORRY.  MAYBE YOU’D PREFER IT IN RED?

NNNG… FUCK.  YES, YOU COULD STRING ME UP ALL NICE AND PRETTY TO APPRECIATE IN PRIVATE OR PARADE ME ABOUT.

BUT.

ARE YOU *SURE* THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT?

tratakataka:

lactoria:

if all you did today is breathe

that’s okay

aometimes it’s just enough to make it through the day

and that deserves praise

take it day by day

you’re doing great

Aww that’s lovely because I was feeling a bit shitty about not doing anything today.

cornuta:

Distance means shit.

Just collar the bitch.

You both are crushin,

so make with the lovin.

- a stupid yet accurate poem

omfg sTOP IT

explodes