May 2013
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yes so look for me as our sched is open tomorrow and i don’t have your numbers
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Anonymous asked: What are your written smut commission prices? I have 20 bucks and was curious how much I could get for it. D:
Anonymous asked: I need some help. I'm trying not to masturbate, for personal reasons, but I really really want to right now, and I don't really have any reason that I can't. How do I distract myself? :(
so out of habit i use incognito but wanted your blog to be in the history for autocomplete
some interesting suggestions came up
well at least it’s cowfish and not lactation :P
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Sparkle and Menace: lactoria: Karkat doesn’t like... →
lactoria:
Karkat doesn’t like his wrists being touched; they’re extraordinarily sensitive.
He will snap at anyone who grabs him by the wrist; Kankri discovered this by accident.
He is also the only one who understands the significance behind this. He does not disclose his theory to Karkat,…
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noshirtnoblouse:
ways to deal with people you don’t like on tumblr.com
unfollow them
ignore them
blacklist them
block them
getting over them and the fact that you don’t even know them because this is the internet and nothing really matters
not
sending hate
sending anon hate
sending their friends anon hate
tagging them in hateful posts
in case you haven’t noticed i am bored (and unmotivated)
2partan0fdii2c0rd:
i really need like…a exclusive rp partner or something. Like i use to have one and we rped ocs all the time and it was great…but im pretty sure she’s lost interest in rping with me. I would really like one, just someone i can go to and ask if they’re in a mood for one and what they wanna do. it could be anything or atleast fandoms we both know..I just want someone -heavy...
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Anonymous asked: You're doing a Terezi!? Oh my god that's perfect. Forgive me if this sounds odd but you have my headcanon body for Terezi.
Anonymous asked: OH man, can't wait for that Terezi!
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dnitegirl: Team Erifefsol is still looking for... →
dnitegirl:
Team Erifefsol is still looking for members in the homestuck shipping world cup.
We have nearly enough people to form a full team now! More people would be greatly greatly appreciated even after we get the single person we need to make a full team! Sign ups end Friday so we’re searching…
signal boost for erisolfef fans. come on guys, give the littler ships some love.
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karkatspanties:
lactoria:
draw me good vantscest and i will be your personal writer i swear to god
H…. you spelled SolKar wrong.
this also applies to solkar
draw me some hot quality solkar and i will write your filthiest fantasy involving them
Anonymous asked: Re: blisters. I get blood blisters on my labia sometimes as well. It's not something to be too concerned about, it happens. They are very sensitive and painful, but they go away in time. If you keep yourself clean (and can bear the pain) you can pop it, but be really careful of that since it'll be an open wound down there. Like I said, though, if you keep clean it should be okay and...
hallowedhorrors asked: To anon with the blister on their vulva: I've never had a BLISTER, but once in a while, usually within a day or two of my period, I'll get a pimple just on the edges of my outer labia. Shit's painful and annoying as fuck, and doesn't ever head unless I fuck with it so it's just like this red swollen bump. I'm neg for all STDs so I figure it's just hormones +...
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nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
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new fic teaser
2wiinarmageddon2:
They lay there together, her face pressed against his neck and his arm around her shoulders, his other back behind his head and her hair was everywhere around them. It was hot and sticky and they were in nothing but boxers (yeah, her too; she’d stolen his favorite pair) and the fan blew nothing but warm air around the room. He grunted and sat up slowly, feeling listless and...
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draw me good vantscest and i will be your personal writer i swear to god
symical:
didja know i ship vriskat, preferrably red
red. really.
tell me your thoughts.
Anonymous asked: to the blister anon: i've gotten them too, keep the area clean, DON'T TOUCH THE BLISTER, personally, i don't masturbate while i have one for safe measures, it'll go away in due time. if it's still there after a week or so, get it looked at by a doctor if it's painful or you think it's serious.
Reblog this if it applies to you.
I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
lactoria:
comparing yourself to others is the cruelest form of torture and the quickest way to kill your self worth
Anonymous asked: Sooooo. I got this blister on my vulva. Not like an STD but a normal blister and I wanted to know if you'd ever had anything like it before? If that's not too personal that is.
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“Thay you want my bulgeth”
His demand and dark chuckle make you tense, sending small shudders down your spine as you glare heatedly at him. He merely smirks at the look, his hand reaching out to flick the small charm attached to the collar around your neck.
“Come on, be a good girl and thay it. You’ll be rewarded nichely”
You swallow thickly and turn your face...
lactoria:
knowing awesome people follow you and like and reblog your posts
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[[MORE]]
i’m seeing more and more that it just wouldn’t matter if i wasn’t even here, or anywhere really
i feel like i am not wanted. yeah a few people like me and they are nice but i just
what’s the point of it anymore. if i vanished who would give a flying fuck for longer than a day.
these are dark times and i guess i just want to be needed for more than just my...
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looks like it’s time to put out another ad for a regular rp partner
one day man, one day i’ll find the person who can put up with my neurotic behavior, do my pairings and be down to give me regular rp /shakes a fist to the heavens
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